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CHIPOTLE

The brutal and eye-opening documentary “Super Size Me” may have shamed McDonald's into discontinuing its super-size meals, but old habits die hard, and the multinational megacorporation hasn't so much given them up as sublimated them into its Mexican-flavored subsidiary, Chipotle. The business itself compares its burritos to body pillows, so you pretty much know what you're getting into here: fast-food-style Mexican-ish food designed to demolish your appetite for days to come. There are better ways to satisfy a craving for South of the Border snacks (see El Salto, Holy Frijoles, Nacho Mama's, and Burritos En Fuego), but if you've got a super-gigante-sized appetite for average, mass-produced grub, Chipotle will certainly do.